Minnesota Senate Republicans just dropped a bombshell—and it’s hilarious. They’re introducing a bill to classify “Trump Derangement Syndrome” (TDS) as an official mental illness, and it’s a masterstroke that’s got conservatives cheering while the left melts down. For the uninitiated, TDS strikes “otherwise normal persons” who turn into frothing, wild-eyed lunatics at the mention of President Donald Trump, per @TrumpWarRoom’s X post. Symptoms? Spontaneous “Orange Man Bad!” outbursts, blaming Trump for everything (even burnt toast), and seeing Hitler in his every word. The bill, logged on the legislature’s website and set for Monday’s reading, lists five GOP authors and adds TDS to mental illness diagnostic codes, noting it “seriously limits a person’s capacity to function in primary aspects of daily living like personal relations, living arrangements, work, and recreation.”
The bill:
It’s a gimmick, sure—but a brilliant one. The bill defines TDS as “the acute onset of paranoia in reaction to the policies and presidencies of President Donald J. Trump,” with symptoms like “Trump-induced general hysteria” that blur policy differences and “psychic pathology” in Trump’s behavior. We’ve seen this hysteria explode: Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) screaming, “slap me and wake me the fk up” over Trump’s presidency; Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) slurring, “what a fking week”; and Rep. Maxine Dexter (D-OR) vowing, “we have to f**k Trump.” In Minnesota, Rep. Ilhan Omar (D) called Americans “idiots” too “stupid” to hold their views, while Gov. Tim Walz (D) railed against “fascists and Nazis” overrunning the nation. If this passes, they might finally get the mental health help they need—hilarious payback for their lunacy.
For Trump supporters, this is a win. With Trump’s DOGE slashing waste, securing borders, and pushing peace, the left’s TDS meltdown proves they can’t handle his leadership. Web reports from Fox News and Star Tribune confirm the bill’s text, while posts on X mock, “TDS is real—lock up the loonies!” The left will cry “disrespect,” but this satire exposes their obsession, as Trump’s policies—cartel extraditions, tariff wins—drive them wild. Check the video—it’s a laugh-out-loud reminder of Trump’s unbeatable edge.
