Video: 32 Year Old Man Who Came To Pick Up A 15 Year Old Girl Is Trying To Escape In The Tiniest Pedo Car One Can Imagine

This story is wild from start to finish.

A video is going viral right now featuring a 32-year-old man escaping from a confrontation about allegedly meeting up with a 15-year-old girl.

As if that wasn’t crazy enough, the man is making his grand exit in the tiniest pedo car one can imagine.

No seriously, this thing is miniature.

The man, who identifies himself as “Roger” in the video, can be seen sitting in a comically small, bright red vehicle branded with the Toronto Raptors logo. When questioning from the video’s cameraman begins, Roger steps on the gas and scoots his way outta there. Check it out for yourself:

Video below:

Oh, and if you’re a 32-year-old in Toronto (or anywhere), maybe you shouldn’t be trying to meet up with 15-year-olds?? No matter how child-sized your car is…

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